131. I was told crackers are good.
132. Possums are not to be confused with cats.
133. No matter where you are or what situation you are in, everyone knows someone from Canada.
134. Stinky dogs are allowed to be stolen. “Yes, you can have him, he stinks” - Mrs. Connor’s Mom.
135. Trash men are not to be confused with the garbage man. They don’t like the sausage either.
136. April fools has a whole new meaning... Making a fool out of yourself.
137. Holly is the exception, not the rule, and not to be trusted. Ben Affleck says so.
138. “After 20, they’re fair game.” - Ben Affleck
139. There doesn’t seem to be any hobbits but we know for a fact that New Zealand has Sasquatches.
140. In PEI, everyone knows everyone. In Manaia, everyone’s related to everyone.
141. No matter how entertaining we may be, we’ll never be as popular as the Colonel.
142. Sometimes it’s better to be known as an American as “friendly” Canadians have a tendency of landing themselves in awkward situations.
143. When hand drums aren’t available, salad containers and a wooden spoon will do.
144. In New Zealand you will develop alter egos. Be prepared to meet Gemma and Olly.
145. When invited to a BBQ on the beach, make sure you’re at the right beach.
146. Being a day ahead in time makes you a better predictor of the future.
147. On clean up day if you get on the bus not wearing mufti, prepare to be heckled.
148. To kill an already dead white bummed spider, send Holly in to spray household cleaner on it.
149. Don’t piss off the garbage man or you may require Schnitz’s advice.
150. When playing traditional Maori games, make sure to get consent.
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